last official pointless blog
after reading a few other random blogs, i have become dissapointed with my lack of inspiration and helpful advice. if you want to read some truely clever and witty blogs check out: Propaganda ( http://ryanmcbride.blogspot.com/) -i'm sure he loves the fact that he now has the support of a 17 year old kid living on the other side of the country- anyways, i just wanted to make it official that all (mostly all) my blogs to follow will be fewer in number, but much more better-er. ok, so now it's my last chance to ramble on about pointless topics that everyone will quickly loose interest in. This feels kinda like an all you can eat buffet-- don't you hate getting full because it's an 'all you can eat' buffet?. I always feel like saying, "hey i paid for this buffet, and damn it, i'm gonna sit here until i diguest some of this food so i can eat my money's worth" I don't want to just sign off because i feel like i'm missing out on an oppoutunity. well let's see, more pointless-ness. girlfriends are overrated and one night stands need to achieve a better reputation compared to views of present day society. um, ok funny thing. I was helping my dad install this speaker thingy for a fitness gym. it was like 8:00 when we got there, and there was only one person in the whole place. a very gay person. I'm talking purple telle-tubby-gay. For and hour and a half all he did was practice one dance move. Yeah, one move. no joke. It was just this retarded spin and pelvic thrust, over and over and over and... over. just as he started to leave, my dad decided to test out the speakers, so he played the tape that was in the machine. Unfortunately it was this christian techno crap. The gay guy stopped dead in his tracks and said, "this is my song". then he continued to dance for like another half hour (of course, he only did the spin/thrust move- repeatedly). all this has lead me to make an amazing connection--- gay people and techno music are like bugs and neon lights. no music= no gay Loud techno= swarm 'o gayness. Ok, i don't hate gay people, but when they choose to stand right in front of you and thrust their hips back and forth for two hours... that's when i say get the bug spray...
-steve
ps i must say that i enjoyed my last pointless blog. i'll miss you pointless blogs : (
-steve
ps i must say that i enjoyed my last pointless blog. i'll miss you pointless blogs : (

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