big ass procrastinator

i've come to an amazing realization: the main reason i blog is to avoid doing my homework! i think i have a serious problem. this is like the 7th day in a row that i've had homework and i haven't been able to sit down and do it. here i am at 10:45 and i decided to try and do some homework. yeah, does it sound like i'm doing my homework though? that's right, i'm a big ass procrastinator!!! i think i'm gonna write a book about how to take you mind off things. i'll open the first paragraph with suggestions of ways to avoid focusing on a task. step# 1: listen to Constantine by Something Corporate. Step #2 write a blog (while listening to Constantine again.) Step # 3 make a backpack out of duct tape. Step # 4 make a flow chart of how screwed you and all your friends are and use arrows to indicate who likes who, who's going out with who, and who's preventing who from going out with... who. Step # 5 listen to Constantine. Step # 6 erase any porn that might be on your hard drive (that's always a good step to repeat every once and a while.) Step # 7 view your friend's blogs, only to be disapointed that they haven't blogged in like two weeks. Step # 8 feel compelled to blog every day, in an effort to compensate for your friend's lack of blogification. step # 9 make up words. for example: blogification (made up by alex fay), explodification (also a term coined by alex), congress (that's a crazy word my history teacher made up, and keeps mentioning during class) what-the-fuckage ( that's my only little term, but i try to save it for rainy days). Step # 10 write a blog about all the methods and different approaches you have tried to avoid doing your homework. (of course, one should always do this under the close supervision of the song Constantine)
-steve