the truth about jade

ok so jade (yes, that jade) came up to me after school and said, 'why do you hate me so much'. i declined to answer because for once, i didn't want to make her feel any worse than i had to. i just said, "um... (dramatic pause) i don't hate you". that's about when she said that Alex Pru doesn't want me to know they were hanging out becuase alex knew that i would roll my eyes and say something bad about jade. well the truth is...(dramatic pause, again) i actually don't hate jade. i only tell pru that he shouldn't hang out with her because i know where things will probably 'go'. i dated her once (or like 5 times) and the she broke up with me just as i was getting more and more caught up in the relationship. needless to say, i'm a really tough guy, and there's no way in hell i cried or anything. there was just something in my eye. ok, moving on. I really don't want to see alex head down the same path i took with jade.
i don't tell alex to ditch jade and come hang out with me because i hate jade; i just don't want jade to do the same thing with alex as she did with me. The bottom line is i'm just trying to watch out for my friend, and he doesn't deserve to have a girl like jade screw with his head. (he'll thank me later for doing this) . Also, in my opinion, jade is a girl who really doesn't know what she wants. and as for what she want's with alex, i really don't know... and neither does she. so jade, if you're reading this- i really don't hate you. you can do anything you want, with any guy you want, as long as he's not one of my friends.
-steve
as for my loyal blogging audience, i'm sorry i have nothing better to blog about than this annoying teen drama. next time i'll blog about how i rescued spiderman from the hobgoblin.