Who Needs a Comapss!
This post is only here to lighten the mood, there's really no value to it:
So I’ve been thinking about taking a trip with my roommate this summer. So far, we plan to by a really cheap plane ticket to Europe (anywhere in Europe) . From there, we’ll have a month to do whatever until we have to catch our plane back home. Is this not the best plan anyone has ever thought of? Now the problem is what do we do for an entire month. We’ve decided that we want to visit, Italy, France, Germany, Spain, and anywhere else we can take a train to. I’ve already planned on running out of money by the time we hit Spain. But don’t worry, I’ve got a plan. My parents wire me like 150 bucks so I can buy a Spanish guitar (and probably a cool spanish hat). Then we’ll play on the side of the street so people can give us money. The best part is that we’ll be singing in a different language… and people will automatically think we’re exotic and talented. Or we could just enter a bull fight, win, and become famous… or killed. This plan has got to work!!
We’ve also talked about going to Asia instead. So far that plan would include us camping on the great wall of china while defending the country from the Mongolians. The only problem is that nobody is going to speak English. I’m not sure how tourist-friendly those places are. In fact, I’ve heard that when you get off the plane in Japan, a band of samari warriors attacks you. The samuri are one thing, I can handle that—but what about ninjas? We won’t even see them coming. I think the only thing I’m going to learn from this trip is how bad us Americans are with stereotypes.
-steve
So I’ve been thinking about taking a trip with my roommate this summer. So far, we plan to by a really cheap plane ticket to Europe (anywhere in Europe) . From there, we’ll have a month to do whatever until we have to catch our plane back home. Is this not the best plan anyone has ever thought of? Now the problem is what do we do for an entire month. We’ve decided that we want to visit, Italy, France, Germany, Spain, and anywhere else we can take a train to. I’ve already planned on running out of money by the time we hit Spain. But don’t worry, I’ve got a plan. My parents wire me like 150 bucks so I can buy a Spanish guitar (and probably a cool spanish hat). Then we’ll play on the side of the street so people can give us money. The best part is that we’ll be singing in a different language… and people will automatically think we’re exotic and talented. Or we could just enter a bull fight, win, and become famous… or killed. This plan has got to work!!
We’ve also talked about going to Asia instead. So far that plan would include us camping on the great wall of china while defending the country from the Mongolians. The only problem is that nobody is going to speak English. I’m not sure how tourist-friendly those places are. In fact, I’ve heard that when you get off the plane in Japan, a band of samari warriors attacks you. The samuri are one thing, I can handle that—but what about ninjas? We won’t even see them coming. I think the only thing I’m going to learn from this trip is how bad us Americans are with stereotypes.
-steve
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