attack of the 8 year olds

so now i have a job where i have to work as a summer camp counselor for a bunch of 1st and 2nd graders. If you've read my "i hate kids" blog then you know that well... i hate kids!!!! why i took this job- i don't know. All i can say is that kids arn't like people... they're more like monsters or animals or something. I'm not going to get all worked up over these insane little imps, but jut to paint a little picture of how my day went: in the morning, a kid ate my favorite guitar pick. At lunch, i got drool all over my shoe. At the end of the day, josh called anna a 'doo-doo-head' and aparently i'm supposed to do something about it. I really don't know what happened to parents, and what makes them think that it's okay to let their kids spin around in the middle of the room until they throw up. Although i've managed to keep a smile on my face (this week) i know that by the end of the summer a few more kids are going to end up on milk cartons or somehting. I hope my kids are way more cool than the ones at camp.

-steve

p.s. i told anna to call josh a 'doo-doo-head' back, but she said that he'll just get mad. then i suggested that she secretly get even with josh by putting dirt in his sandwich at luch when he's not looking. lol... i guess my job does have those little rewarding moments.
p.s. (ok that last part didn't actually happen... )