my favorite type of nothing

i was trying to think of what my favorite holiday is, but then i realized i don't have one. in october, i always say that i love halloween. in december, everyone is looking foward to christmas. and, well you get the idea. i've decided that i don't really have a favorite anything. people ask me what my favorite number is ...and i ask if roman numerals count. i don't have a favorite color, or day of the week or month or type of car or anything. i don't even have a favorite song or band! i figured that i should think of my 'favorite' everything just in case somebody asks me. so here goes all my favorites:

holiday- tax day!
day of the week- monday...definitely monday
animal- pip squeak (is that an animal. it sounds like one?!? )
color- a dark purplish black with a little brown and green
number- 1/3 (usually of pie)
song- the wheels on the bus
state- Dakota (north and south)
country- hungry and turky!
ocean- mississippi
fish- fried mermaid
mythical creature- a cute fuzzy one that does magic
type of drug- um... i love 'em all!!!!
car- garbage truck (with turbo charger and 20 inch rims)
extreme sport- fishing!
type of blog- pointless ones
way to die- the slowest, most painful way
word- blar
type of ninja- purple ones!
type of pirate- purple ones!
type of telle tubby- the gay... i mean, purple one!
super hero- stupendous man
time of day- 13:00
phone number- 123-4567
girl- blond, or brunette, or redhead, or... just naked
letter- the 'a' with a circle around it. you know--@!