duct taped happily ever after

once upon a time, a very handsome boy was in a tool store. I, -i mean the handsome boy- had a ten dollar bill burning a hole in my pocket, and was looking for the best way to spend it. I came upon an air brush for 20 dollars, but i said "this one is to expensive". i then saw a bowl of porage? and said this one's too cold? or something. anyways, then i saw a roll of duct tape for 3 bucks. that's right... it was just perfect. so i went to sleep in someone's bed, but then this wolf or bear or something said "fe fi fo fum, i smell an english muffin" and i said, "i'm not a muffin, i'm a ginger bread man so i'll race you, no wait- catch me if you can". yeah that's what i said. then this bean stalk grew out of the ground, and i tapped the bear or wolf/monster thing to it and i married a princess. -ok, that got out of hand really fast.-
what really happened today was i bought some duct tape and made a backpack entirely out of duct tape to match my wallet, also made entirely out of duct tape. then i came to the realization that the greatest thing ever made was duct tape (it was close between soap on a rope & the internal combustion engine).
However crazy this blog was, there is a moral-- buy some duct tape and you won't regret it.

-steve