i scream you scream

Woah, so... i got back from work a little bit ago and i was just thinking... you can tell kind of a lot about a person by the type of ice cream they get. (i work at an ice cream shop for the record). Maybe i'm just thinking about this whole topic way too hard, but trust me... you can really get to know a person via ice cream.
here's a few examples:
- ladies never date a guy who orders just plain vanilla. Seriously. It's always the same type of guys, with their collar shirt and tie.
-The girls that sample every flavor, and then get what they always get anyway... they're horrible people on the inside. or so i think
-if somebody gets a bunch of different flavors mixed together they're either really indecisive, or really open minded. either way it's not too bad.
- overweight people on the jenny craig diet will ask about how many points the fat free soft serve is... then they'll think about it for a while, and then...100% of the time... they'll just say "aawww, screw it! i'll get a large". and then they repeat this process every single day.
-the people who ask you what your favorite flavor is, or have a little conversation with you... those are the best. Most of these people don't leave tips, but it's totally ok because it's just nice to see somebody who isn't a mindless zombie saying "i wanna large peanut butter bla bla whatever"

-steve