i'm so excited i need to scream!!!
My dad is in the other room watching the basketball game. I just heard him make a deal with the devil so arizona will make it to the final four. the odd thing is... he didn't sell the devil his soul- he sold him my soul! can he do that? well i think it worked because smoke just came out of the air vents and i heard an awfully evil 'Muahaha' laugh. The worst thing is- now i don't have a reflection in the mirror, and i feel like drinking blood:(
Needless to say, I'm not a big sports fan (i like playing sports, but not watching them). Anyways, I have just never understood the whole 'yelling at the tv' thing. My dad is all alone in the room- keeping the tv company- and he incessantly continues to yell "DEFENCE!" or "COMMON' REF, THAT WASN' A FOUL!" now i know my dad is a pretty smart guy... but do you think he realizes that he is all alone in a room yelling at a tv?
That reminds me... when i went to the movies to see 'Panic Room' there was this huge black lady sitting right behind me and she kept yelling out things like, "No, no. don't go in there! he gonna kill you bitch, he gonna kill you dead" i'm not sure she ever strung together a complete sentence, but she managed to add to the suspense without getting on peoples' nerves. Pretty much everybody was waiting for her analysis of situation. most people can't get away with yelling at the top of their lungs during a movie, but this lady pulled it off. Despite the fact that she was kicking the back of my seat so hard that i almost fell on the floor, i was totally drawn into the suspense. maybe you haven't seen the movie, but there is a part where the bad guy gets hit in the face with a sledge hammer, and the lady yelled, "YA, that's what you get, that's what i'm talkin about. ya!". at this point, her foot missed the top of my chair and i was kicked in the head...twice.
I've never been one to yell at a tv, and i don't think i ever will ( unless i happen to be watching a tv that is equipped two very large ears- in that case, i would just be curious) well while i was writing this blog my dad said (and i quote) "Damn, Damn" "No, no, no, yyyeee-NOOOOOO!!!!!" "Shoot, Shoot it!" "NO" Based on the tone of voice, and the ratio of "yes's to no's" ... i'm gonna say that Arizona is losing. does this mean the devil will give my soul back?
-steve
Needless to say, I'm not a big sports fan (i like playing sports, but not watching them). Anyways, I have just never understood the whole 'yelling at the tv' thing. My dad is all alone in the room- keeping the tv company- and he incessantly continues to yell "DEFENCE!" or "COMMON' REF, THAT WASN' A FOUL!" now i know my dad is a pretty smart guy... but do you think he realizes that he is all alone in a room yelling at a tv?
That reminds me... when i went to the movies to see 'Panic Room' there was this huge black lady sitting right behind me and she kept yelling out things like, "No, no. don't go in there! he gonna kill you bitch, he gonna kill you dead" i'm not sure she ever strung together a complete sentence, but she managed to add to the suspense without getting on peoples' nerves. Pretty much everybody was waiting for her analysis of situation. most people can't get away with yelling at the top of their lungs during a movie, but this lady pulled it off. Despite the fact that she was kicking the back of my seat so hard that i almost fell on the floor, i was totally drawn into the suspense. maybe you haven't seen the movie, but there is a part where the bad guy gets hit in the face with a sledge hammer, and the lady yelled, "YA, that's what you get, that's what i'm talkin about. ya!". at this point, her foot missed the top of my chair and i was kicked in the head...twice.
I've never been one to yell at a tv, and i don't think i ever will ( unless i happen to be watching a tv that is equipped two very large ears- in that case, i would just be curious) well while i was writing this blog my dad said (and i quote) "Damn, Damn" "No, no, no, yyyeee-NOOOOOO!!!!!" "Shoot, Shoot it!" "NO" Based on the tone of voice, and the ratio of "yes's to no's" ... i'm gonna say that Arizona is losing. does this mean the devil will give my soul back?
-steve
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