Marco... Polo (insert mystery girl's voice here)

so i don't have anything important to say, but if i don't blog... i'll have to do my homework. here goes: i was talking to a girl about what she thinks is cool and hot - as far as guys go. let me paraphrase what she said-- i like tall guys who are cool, and funny but not too funny. they also have to be really nice, but not like creepy nice. she kept saying all this vague stuff that made me lose focus.
i was talking to this other girl, sara, and we somehow started talking about the guy that does the announcements at our school. his name is Tommy, and he talks with a gay-lisp-type of annoying voice. If you ask me, he's just gay. but sara said- "maybe he's just comfortable acting feminine, and maybe you're just not man-enough to be yourself infront of other people". so i don't know if i understood her right, but i think she said that 'i wasn't man-enough to act like a girl'. I have nothing against gay people. i've accepted the face that they're different. very different. but the thing i don't understand is the really feminine-metro guys who get all the chicks. i thought that it was understood that the really tough manly guys get the really hot-cool chicks. i guess things have changed. actually things HAVE changed. the other day, i held the door for some girl at the mall... just because i was taught that's the proper thing to do (not because i wanted to make a move or anything else like that). well she got mad about it and made that 'uh' noise. then she opened the door next to the already-open door that i was holding. she gave me the eye as if to say "you jerk, i can't believe that you think i can't open my own door just because i'm a girl! well there! i just opened this door to prove it- girls are better than guys. ha!" it was just really awkward. i don't like how people don't have morals or manners these days. a simple "thank you" would have been nice. i don't mean to sound like my grandpa, but i'm saying that the average level of skank-a-tude among girls has probably tripled in the last 10 years.
I was watching Mtv (not a music video of course) but that show -Wanna Come In- where some really 'cool' guy tries to help a 'dork' get a date. well this one guy rides a motorcycle, and wears ripped jeans, and he's the dork, not the pimp! so the 'cool' guy, or 'playa' if you will, comes walking up with corn rows, a bandana, plenty-o-bling, and pants that are way too big for him. he's all like "yo yo yo this is c.j. and i be all up in hea [here- for you really white guys]" my first reaction was -o shit, is that the guy who jacked my cd player? but then i realized the irony of the situation. the 'dork' was probably the coolest guy ever (well maybe) and he apparently couldn't get a date.
the bottom line is, i don't know what girls are looking for. wait no. correction: i know what girls are looking for, but i don't understand why. i mean, if you really want a one night stand where you get shit faced at some party and then don't even remember the names of any of the five guys who you just had sex with, well fine. but is there even one girl who is attracted to a real man- a guy who shows all his scars to his friends to brag. or who orders more food than anyone else, just to prove that he can eat it all? or who talks in complete sentences because 'up in hea' isn't really a more efficient way of saying 'i'm here'. maybe girls just want a guy who can play his rap music louder than anyone else on the block, but i'm gonna stick with my guitars, motorcycles, and complete sentences. i'm not doing it to impress anyone (although i must admit- complete sentences ARE pretty impressive) but if i have to wear tight faded jeans and act like a girl; or slap around some 'bitches and hoes', well then maybe i don't want to impress anyone. it seems like everyone is so fake and full of themselves these days. i know there are still some girls that know what i'm talking about, but i'm just waiting to meet them. sooo ladies... go ahead and comment ;)
-steve