pointless but funny

I seem to have too many pointless conversations with my friends. i don't think any body knows what i'm talking about, so let me give you an example: Alex Fay tried to throw a frisbee at me, but he kept missing. Then he just held the frisbee in his hand and slapped me with it. Joking around, i said- "why don't you just tape the firisbee on a huge pole and hit me with that". then i took it one step farther and said- "then i would probably tape the frisbee on my truck and hit you with that". This is were it got out of hand... he said- "i'll tape the frisbee to a bomb, and i'll drop it on you from an F-15, but then the bomb will miss you and you'll think your safe. but just then the bomb would explode. except it would be filled with more frisbees and those ones would hit you". yeah, i noticed how carried away we got. Another great example is in math today; Alex Pruette said- "man, i love fractions" i replied-"well i had an affair with fractions" Then he said-"well i was with fractions and exponents at the same time". seeing a great opportunity i jumped in and said- "you mean you did Fractions and exponents both in the same problem?" Chris Fry (sitting behind us) said- "your mom's a fraction because she likes it on top" Alex replied-"well just call me the denominator, because i was on the bottom" wow, does it get any better? yes, yes it does. Jade Clark (ya, that jade) turned around and gave us 'the evil eye'. Then alex said- "man, jade sucks. she's a square root". That's when i went in for the kill and said, "square roots are easy" wow, this whole blog has just become another way for me to express my dislike for jade. lol.
-steve